(These were the awesome prizes we gave away.)
Someone said it’d be cool if we gave out $500 a day, but we said “Nahhh.” We decided to give out $500 five times a day instead.
It won’t seat a family of five million, comfortably at least. But it will seat a family of six. Plus a family of five million sea-monkeys.
If a picture is worth a thousand words, a Hawaiian sunset is worth at least five million. Oh poi, sounds like a good time.
Don’t worry about to where, let our thanks take care of that.
Where do you see yourself in 5 years? How about still kicking back in one of our massage chairs?
We’d like to thank you thiiiis much. You can’t see it but we’re holding up our fingers 50 inches apart.